All of our kids are supposed to wear the bright yellow shirts we provide (as do the adults) so we can easily spot our kids out of the crowds.
This llama either just had a baby girl or just fathered a baby girl. See that pink bow? Italian decorate their houses and cars with these at times of celebrations. Pink for girls, blue for boys and white for weddings.
Kid: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: I have a husband.
Kid: Good. Because I have a girlfriend.
Me: Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
It's a good thing I didn't put my non-existent moves on an 11-year-old. Ladies, he's taken.